Raz (Home, Marquee Tuesday): "I'm Raz's brother!"
Josh Wexler (Cain): "I own a piece of the place" & "I'm Josh Wexler!"
Rami (Suzie Wong): "I have an open tab i need to close up."
Mike Diamond (Mansion): Guy "I'm a friend of Mike Diamond's." Mike: "What does he look like?" Guy: "He's a Six foot Two black guy." (Mike is a five foot seven inch white assed rocker)
Disco (Bungalow 8): "I'm best friends with Amy Sacco and you're in trouble." (With Amy standing right next to him...)
Stephan (Pink Elephant): "I'm a new partner here."
Wass (Marquee): Patron offered to sign over title to his new Range Rover...Wass passed.
And the best story told by...Bey (Home): A patron offered Bey his driver's license and credit card for Bey to hold while the patron went inside to find his friend. Bey, being a nice guy, looked the dude squarely in the eye and took the card and license. The guy went inside and Bey checked the items in his hand. It was indeed Bey's very own credit card and ID that the patron had just pick pocketed.
*Courtesy of Steve Lewis...
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