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Monday, July 28, 2008
Alt marketing is so fresh...
Remember when things were ONLY controlled by suits? There were only a FEW good artists and we rarely got to see them - everything seemed stale, all products seemed corporate and square... Over the past few yrs however, in art, marketing and advertising, we have the inverse... OH YA!
HELL YUP!
HELL YUP!
Friday, July 18, 2008
OK, SO I'M HELLA LATE, BUT
WHAT NINJA!??? HAHAHAHAHA
THIS DOOD SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO PUT THE PIPE DOWN... CRACKS DON'T WORK FOR SOME FOLKS...
THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY...
HELL YUP!
THIS DOOD SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO PUT THE PIPE DOWN... CRACKS DON'T WORK FOR SOME FOLKS...
THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY...
HELL YUP!
Friday, May 30, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
BEST WAYS TO GET DISSED @ THE DOOR...
Raz (Home, Marquee Tuesday): "I'm Raz's brother!"
Josh Wexler (Cain): "I own a piece of the place" & "I'm Josh Wexler!"
Rami (Suzie Wong): "I have an open tab i need to close up."
Mike Diamond (Mansion): Guy "I'm a friend of Mike Diamond's." Mike: "What does he look like?" Guy: "He's a Six foot Two black guy." (Mike is a five foot seven inch white assed rocker)
Disco (Bungalow 8): "I'm best friends with Amy Sacco and you're in trouble." (With Amy standing right next to him...)
Stephan (Pink Elephant): "I'm a new partner here."
Wass (Marquee): Patron offered to sign over title to his new Range Rover...Wass passed.
And the best story told by...Bey (Home): A patron offered Bey his driver's license and credit card for Bey to hold while the patron went inside to find his friend. Bey, being a nice guy, looked the dude squarely in the eye and took the card and license. The guy went inside and Bey checked the items in his hand. It was indeed Bey's very own credit card and ID that the patron had just pick pocketed.
*Courtesy of Steve Lewis...
Josh Wexler (Cain): "I own a piece of the place" & "I'm Josh Wexler!"
Rami (Suzie Wong): "I have an open tab i need to close up."
Mike Diamond (Mansion): Guy "I'm a friend of Mike Diamond's." Mike: "What does he look like?" Guy: "He's a Six foot Two black guy." (Mike is a five foot seven inch white assed rocker)
Disco (Bungalow 8): "I'm best friends with Amy Sacco and you're in trouble." (With Amy standing right next to him...)
Stephan (Pink Elephant): "I'm a new partner here."
Wass (Marquee): Patron offered to sign over title to his new Range Rover...Wass passed.
And the best story told by...Bey (Home): A patron offered Bey his driver's license and credit card for Bey to hold while the patron went inside to find his friend. Bey, being a nice guy, looked the dude squarely in the eye and took the card and license. The guy went inside and Bey checked the items in his hand. It was indeed Bey's very own credit card and ID that the patron had just pick pocketed.
*Courtesy of Steve Lewis...
Chris Rock performed at the WAMU Theater recently...
Here's a few of his latest jokes...
1. Calling for a hit on Flavor Flav: "He needs to be killed. Flavor Flav must be killed. I'm serious" — because he worries that Republican operatives will try to use Flav to bring down Obama. "Would you vote for somebody who has anything in common with Flav?"
2. On his neighbors: "[My only three black neighbors are] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest singers of all time, Denzel Washington, one of the greatest actors of all time, and Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers of all time." His white neighbor? "A dentist. And he isn't like the greatest dentist in history either. I had to host the Oscars to get that house — a black dentist in my neighborhood would have to invent teeth."
3. On John McCain: "We don't need a president with a bucket list. Who's going to be his VP? A nurse?"
HELL YUP!
Monday, May 12, 2008
I HATE THEATER
The only thing worse than a movie theater is a B'way theater full of shitty thespians...
HELL YUP!
HELL YUP!
Friday, May 2, 2008
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